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  • Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
  • Harry Potter: Yes.
  • Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
  • Harry Potter: Yes.
  • Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
  • Harry Potter: Yes.
  • Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar: ‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say — as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then have the rest of your life revolve around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey - whevs’ decision. Like electing to have a picnic on an unexpectedly sunny day or changing the background picture on your desktop. ‘When you meet the right man, you’ll change your mind, dear,’ the world will say, with an odd, aggressive smugness.

Caitlin Moran, “How to Be a Woman” (via Buffy Plays With Demons)

THANK YOU! NO MOM I DO NOT WANT CHILDREN! STOP THINKING I’ll CHANGE MY MIND BECAUSE I. DON”T. WANT. KIDS. EVER.

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shirya:

30secondstonarnia:

thefourteenthdoctor:

You really just… just listen. 

Can I download this somewhere? Please?

Ss-sweet mother of riffs

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aplethoraofwords:

torritron:

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS.

IT WAS CRAWLING IN MY ROOM JUST NOW HELP.

OMFG AT FIRST I WAS LIKE, “HOLY SHIT IT’S A DEFORMED EARWIG. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.”

THEN I LOOKED CLOSER AND IT’S A CENTIPEDE. THEY LIKE TO SNEAK INDOORS TO HIDE FROM THE HOT WEATHER. AND OMFG NOBODY IS SAFE SO GOODLUCK BECAUSE THEY’LL BE SHOWING UP ALL SUMMER.

Lol, no way! I just killed one of these last week, after spending like 10 minutes trying to get it out of my ceiling light without it falling on my bed.



me too Chris, me too.

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